User blog comment:BannedLagiacrus/Monster Appreciation Week: Ash Kecha Wacha/@comment-4702773-20160312065526

Ash Kecha Wacha, the G-Rank Joke.. This guy the first of the G-Rank exculsive Subspecies, and he was almost no different from the regular. Granted, he was given a kickass color swap. And he looks menacing as heck when frenzied.. well he would, if he were just a little bit bigger. Also, he shoots fire... from his nose? And yeah, I know. Rajangs shoot lasers, Conga can fight with farts, I get it. The mammal-ish monsters are really just lizards with extra fur, but I draw the line with fire snot. Even with the spark inducing ears, and the fermented insects?? there is nothing protecting the nasal cavity from the FIRE after you light the mucus, basically the protective membrane for the nose/throat/etc, on FIRE. On the plus side, just look at that face! So damn cute. Its those ears. I'm a sucker for any animal with big ears. Those desert foxes, I swear imma steal one from the zoo. Next is the gravity defying power of the Kecha's "wings". Does anybody else miss the days when, if a flightless monster, and yeah, I think Kecha is technically flightless, wanted to flee, it would either dig or walk to another area. Or, you know, it would jump away howling until it reached its cruising altitude and leave hunters in complete bewilderment. (Conga 7Gamma, this is Tower 4. You are clear for takeoff). When a Kecha wants to leave, they start flapping their gliding membrane. Any hunter who has taken 5th grade science thinks, "That won't work, you can't create enough thrust with a thin membrane to- oh my god it just flew away.." All Congalala's aside, if the animation takes that long, can we science a little? Please? Umm Kecha armor? Never used it. Kecha weapons? I really do like the simplistic design of the IG. All in all, Kecha was a good intro to the 3D combat, but by G-rank, there are really no surprises coming from any member of the Wacha family.