User blog comment:BannedLagiacrus/ Discussion of the Week: Monster Meals/@comment-4899131-20160228015012

Only 2 years late to this party (banquet?) but here goes...

1. Durmaboros, fatty herbivores always make the tatstiest meat.

2. Deviljho, eats anything, so it's meat will be full of all sorts of nasty crud.

3. See above!

4. Not teeth, but the shape of Rathian spikes would make excellent toothpicks. The slight drawback would be that you'd have to boil them for about a week to get rid of the poison! Alatreon Skypierecers horns would be seriously bling as toothpicks go (I've got so may skypiercers lying around, I use them to clean my teeth (If only!)).

5. Dramboros steak, in a Kirin butter & herb sauce with a blue mushroom & gold rice risotto.

6. Tanzia, the fresh ale on tap & sea views would go perfectly with it.

7. Predadtor: Deviljho, whatever it wanted, that thing can eat it's own tail & be satisfied, at least for a few minutes until it's insatiable appetite kicked in again!

Herbivore: Diablos, cactus & sleepherb soup, so I could bomb the crap out of its head & maybe get a stout horn out of it! :D