User blog comment:BannedLagiacrus/Monster Appreciation Week: Crystalbeard Uragaan/@comment-5020152-20161223024107

Yar har, fiddle-dee-dee!

Bein' a hunter is alright with me!

Do what ya want 'cause a hunter is free!

You are a hunter!

Arr yar, ahoy and avast!

Drink up yer Cool Drink and drink it up fast!

Give the monster a good kick in the ass!

You are a hunter!

(Aye, I actually haven't crossed me blade with this scallywag before, me hearties. The name be fantastic an' the jewel-crusted chin be somethin' to behold. The way he makes the earth tremble by his mighty chin, an' the treasure he throws from his tail, truly puts the wind in me sails. But alas, landlubbers, Cap'n Crystalbeard still be outta me league fer now. One day, perchance, I shall make this scurvy treasure-clad beastie walk the plank! Fifteen hunters on a dead man's quest, yo ho ho an' a bottle o' Potion!)