User blog comment:BannedLagiacrus/Monster Appreciation Week: Tigerstripe Zamtrios/@comment-25119729-20160328120000/@comment-5020152-20160405225018

^ Okay, so let's pretend that this is happening in real life, instead of inside an RPG that's supposed to be fun and not perfectly realistic.

Tigerstripe Zamtrios is about the size of a truck. That's one massive water balloon, first of all. The density of water is 1 gram per milliliter, so there's going to be at LEAST several hundred kilos of water contained inside that thing. Factor in the amount of force that you'd need to get the water balloon to lift off the ground at such a speed (Tigger inflating that fast is going to produce quite a bit of force). Then add the force of gravity acting on the balloon as it falls. That water balloon is going to be hitting the ground REALLY HARD. Even if it doesn't pop, the sheer crushing weight of all that water would be deadly for anyone caught underneath it.

Now imagine that water balloon made of flesh instead of rubber, with an entire truck-sized shark sitting on top of it. You'd probably be killed instantly if you got hit with that. Remember, this is real life we're talking about, and human beings can't just shrug off the impact of having a several-ton landshark falling on them.