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TheElusiveOne wrote: Drake 512 wrote:

TheElusiveOne wrote: GTA in the Monster Hunter Universe. Grand Theft Monsters: Dundorma Wars

Of course Melynx are the main characters of the game, lol! Grand Theft Monsters: New World Andreas

Grand Theft Monsters: Vice Minegarde

Gypceros would be the main OG robbing mobster mofo.

Duramboros would be the one who just flat out does everyones dirty work.

Yian Garuga would be downright evil, sadistic and a complete monster who tortures, crucifies, forcefully copulates and savagely mutilates those who get in the way of his goals

Rajang would be the guy everyone bows down in honor when he steps into the building.

Basarios would be that random homeless bum in the streets nobody acknowledges.

Gore Magala would be the edgy nihilistic game changer mastermind who plans to dominate the hood with his virus powers.

Fatalis would be the presidential nominee of Minegarde who is a chill person but gets manipulated easily.

Deviljho would be the guy who empties all buffets and leaves homeless starving.

Plesioth would be the athletic douche who has a motivation to beat everyone at everything and to win.

Nakarkos would be the materialistic treasure addict (kinda like Tamatoa from Moana).

Daiymo Hermitaur would be the shy dude who rarely becomes bold.

Nerscylla would be the cop girl who's always trying to catch Gypceros.

Astalos would be basically Trevor times 3(+ picking fights with literally everything from a statue to a brick wall).

Mizutsune would be the chill hipster who wants to keep everyone together.

Gammoth would be the bold but gentle hearted warrior lady.

Glavenus would be the campaigner for the crew and the main OG.

All The Dromes (not just raptors, Bulldrome, Cephadrome, Vespoid Queen and King Shakalaka count) would be a bunch of nobody gangsters fighting each other until they become game changers and unite and starts to become an actual menace.

All The Greats would be guys who get beat up by literally everyone including the Dromes but unlike them are fairly chill themselves.

Dalamadur (the terrifying but sweet motherly lady who is usually by herself).

Rathalos and Rathian would be the constant arguing couple who blame each other over minor things. Yian Garuga has a score to settle with Rathian which is why she fears him.

Alatreon would be the crude, smart, political mastermind who is the VP who manipulates Fatalis to do evil things without him realising.

Lao Shan Lung would be the guy who is always late to parties and is very laid back.

Shen Gaoren would also always be late to parties but unlike Lao Shan Lung rages in comparison.

Tigrex would be the dude who loves to be tough and boastful.

Nargacuga would be the swift ninja and bounty hunter who assassinates those who betray the hood.

Yian Kut Ku would be the comedic goofball that everyone loves, but is the secret father of Yian Garuga which is why he fears him.

Lavasioth would be just a chill dude who hangs out in the lava and is besties with Agnaktor.

Agnaktor is Lavasioth's besty but shes more boastful in comparison.

Valfalk would be the dude who is liked by everyone yet still feels he isn't fitting in.

Atoraru Ka would be the pleasant young girl who likes to play lego.

Seltas would be the fearful, dramatised husband.

Seltas Queen would be the typical Tumblr Feminist who abuses her husband daily.

etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc

Did I just create a cringe-fest? I... I LOVE YOU