User blog comment:Kogath/Monster Hunter Generations Discussion/@comment-6050823-20160308013635/@comment-24734669-20160309010443

1: Oh, cool.

2: A Brachydios and Deviljho walk into a bar. They both complain that they lost their fame to some sword-wielding abelisaurid. As consolation, they decide to drink their drinks; however, the drinks contain sedatives that put them both to sleep.

3: Ugh, owls are anything but feminine.

4: A hawk? Guess that explains the black beak-like thing on its snout and the claw attacks...

5: A dinosaur? Guess that explains the head... and the roar he makes when he spots you...

6: Oh, amazing! You go, Queen of the Land!

7: Welp, I don't see how it's not beast-like...

8: Nostalgia? Guess that explains why so many people missed her...