You think I bother at low class grocery shops such as Tescos, mate? Do you ponder that? M8, does it seem to you as if any bothers are given? You got it all wrong. Ponder it, mate, just ponder it. Did that take long? As long as your li'l wanker it should've, m8, but your damn thinker is so small, you can't ponder. Stp up, m8. Try me. Wanna dance tha dance? Ponder it, m8. Then we'll talk.
Now we're having ourselves a giggle break, are we? Ponder this, see if you can m8, who do you think DJ Khaled is? Some overweight Arabian rap and hiphop star? No, he's me. You think you knew him, m8? Well joke's on yo, m8. And ifyou think my buttered arse is Norweigan, you must be smoking a bit of a ponder in your pipe, because I'm a proud Australian. Step your damn game up, m8, and if you can't, at least I know you're good at one thing:swallowing. You cheeky little bleach chugger.